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You Lazy Intellectual African Scum!

You Lazy Intellectual African Scum!

The following has been edited to meet Solving Africa’s guidelines. A link to the original article is provided at the bottom. You’ll understand why I haven’t simply linked to the article if you’re patient enough to read through. Compare this ending to the original. The author, Field Ruwe, is a US-based Zambian media practitioner and author. He is a PhD candidate with a B.A. in Mass Communication and Journalism, and an M.A. in History.

“It’s amazing how you all sit there and watch yourselves die,” the man next to me said. “Get up and do something about it.”

Brawny, fully bald-headed, with intense, steely eyes, he was as cold as they come. When I first discovered I was going to spend my New Year’s Eve next to him on a non-stop JetBlue flight from Los Angeles to Boston I was angst-ridden. I associate marble-shaven Caucasians with iconoclastic skin-heads, most of who are racist.

“My name is Walter,” he extended his hand as soon as I settled in my seat.

I told him mine with a precautious smile.

“Where are you from?” he asked.

“Zambia.”

“Zambia!” he exclaimed, “Kaunda’s country.”

“Yes,” I said, “Now Sata’s.”

“But of course,” he responded. “You just elected King Cobra as your president.”

My face lit up at the mention of Sata’s moniker. Walter smiled, and in those cold eyes I saw an amenable fellow, one of those American highbrows who shuttle between Africa and the U.S.

“I spent three years in Zambia in the 1980s,” he continued. “I wined and dined with Luke Mwananshiku, Willa Mungomba, Dr. Siteke Mwale, and many other highly intelligent Zambians.” He lowered his voice. “I was part of the IMF group that came to rip you guys off.” He smirked. “Your government put me in a million dollar mansion overlooking a shanty called Kalingalinga. From my patio I saw it all—the rich and the poor, the ailing, the dead, and the healthy.”

“Are you still with the IMF?” I asked.

“I have since moved to yet another group with similar intentions. In the next few months my colleagues and I will be in Lusaka to hypnotize the cobra. I work for the broker that has acquired a chunk of your debt. Your government owes not the World Bank, but us millions of dollars. We’ll be in Lusaka to offer your president a couple of millions and fly back with a check twenty times greater.”

“No, you won’t,” I said. “King Cobra is incorruptible. He is …”

He was laughing. “Says who? Give me an African president, just one, who has not fallen for the carrot and stick.”

Quett Masire’s name popped up.

“Oh, him, well, we never got to him because he turned down the IMF and the World Bank. It was perhaps the smartest thing for him to do.”

At midnight we were airborne. The captain wished us a happy 2012 and urged us to watch the fireworks across Los Angeles.

“Isn’t that beautiful,” Walter said looking down.

From my middle seat, I took a glance and nodded admirably.

“That’s white man’s country,” he said. “We came here on Mayflower and turned Indian land into a paradise and now the most powerful nation on earth. We discovered the bulb, and built this aircraft to fly us to pleasure resorts like Lake Zambia.”

I grinned. “There is no Lake Zambia.”

He curled his lips into a smug smile. “That’s what we call your country. You guys are as stagnant as the water in the lake. We come in with our large boats and fish your minerals and your wildlife and leave morsels—crumbs. That’s your staple food, crumbs. That corn-meal you eat, that’s crumbs, the small Tilapia fish you call Kapenta is crumbs. We the Bwanas (whites) take the cat fish. I am the Bwana and you are the Muntu. I get what I want and you get what you deserve, crumbs. That’s what lazy people get—Zambians, Africans, the entire Third World.”

The smile vanished from my face.

“I see you are getting pissed off,” Walter said and lowered his voice. “You are thinking this Bwana is a racist. That’s how most Zambians respond when I tell them the truth. They go ballistic. Okay. Let’s for a moment put our skin pigmentations, this black and white crap, aside. Tell me, my friend, what is the difference between you and me?”

“There’s no difference.”

“Absolutely none,” he exclaimed. “Scientists in the Human Genome Project have proved that. It took them thirteen years to determine the complete sequence of the three billion DNA subunits. After they were all done it was clear that 99.9% nucleotide bases were exactly the same in you and me. We are the same people. All white, Asian, Latino, and black people on this aircraft are the same.”

I gladly nodded.

“And yet I feel superior,” he smiled fatalistically. “Every white person on this plane feels superior to a black person. The white guy who picks up garbage, the homeless white trash on drugs, feels superior to you no matter his status or education. I can pick up a nincompoop from the New York streets, clean him up, and take him to Lusaka and you all be crowding around him chanting muzungu, muzungu and yet he’s a riffraff. Tell me why my angry friend.”

For a moment I was wordless.

“Please don’t blame it on slavery like the African Americans do, or colonialism, or some psychological impact or some kind of stigmatization. And don’t give me the brainwash poppycock. Give me a better answer.”

I was thinking.

He continued. “Excuse what I am about to say. Please do not take offense.”

I felt a slap of blood rush to my head and prepared for the worst.

“You my friend flying with me and all your kind are lazy,” he said. “When you rest your head on the pillow you don’t dream big. You and other so-called African intellectuals are damn lazy, each one of you. It is you, and not those poor starving people, who is the reason Africa is in such a deplorable state.”

“That’s not a nice thing to say,” I protested.

He was implacable. “Oh yes it is and I will say it again, you are lazy. Poor and uneducated Africans are the most hardworking people on earth. I saw them in the Lusaka markets and on the street selling merchandise. I saw them in villages toiling away. I saw women on Kafue Road crushing stones for sell and I wept. I said to myself where are the Zambian intellectuals? Are the Zambian engineers so imperceptive they cannot invent a simple stone crusher, or a simple water filter to purify well water for those poor villagers? Are you telling me that after thirty-seven years of independence your university school of engineering has not produced a scientist or an engineer who can make simple small machines for mass use? What is the school there for?”

I held my breath.

“Do you know where I found your intellectuals? They were in bars quaffing. They were at the Lusaka Golf Club, Lusaka Central Club, Lusaka Playhouse, and Lusaka Flying Club. I saw with my own eyes a bunch of alcoholic graduates. Zambian intellectuals work from eight to five and spend the evening drinking. We don’t. We reserve the evening for brainstorming.”

He looked me in the eye.

“And you flying to Boston and all of you Zambians in the Diaspora are just as lazy and apathetic to your country. You don’t care about your country and yet your very own parents, brothers and sisters are in Mtendere, Chawama, and in villages, all of them living in squalor. Many have died or are dying of neglect by you. They are dying of AIDS because you cannot come up with your own cure. You are here calling yourselves graduates, researchers and scientists and are fast at articulating your credentials once asked—oh, I have a PhD in this and that—PhD my foot!”

I was deflated.

“Wake up you all!” he exclaimed, attracting the attention of nearby passengers. “You should be busy lifting ideas, formulae, recipes, and diagrams from American manufacturing factories and sending them to your own factories. All those research findings and dissertation papers you compile should be your country’s treasure. Why do you think the Asians are a force to reckon with? They stole our ideas and turned them into their own. Look at Japan, China, India, just look at them.”

He paused. “The Bwana has spoken,” he said and grinned. “As long as you are dependent on my plane, I shall feel superior and you my friend shall remain inferior, how about that? The Chinese, Japanese, Indians, even Latinos are a notch better. You Africans are at the bottom of the totem pole.”

He tempered his voice. “Get over this white skin syndrome and begin to feel confident. Become innovative and make your own stuff for god’s sake.”

At 8 a.m. the plane touched down at Boston’s Logan International Airport. Walter reached for my hand.

“I know I was too strong, but I don’t give it a damn. I have been to Zambia and have seen too much poverty.” He pulled out a piece of paper and scribbled something. “Here, read this. It was written by a friend.”

He had written only the title: “Lords of Poverty.”

Thunderstruck, I had a sinking feeling. I watched Walter walk through the airport doors to a waiting car. He had left a huge dust devil twirling in my mind, stirring up sad memories of home. I could see Zambia’s literati—the cognoscente, intelligentsia, academics, highbrows, and scholars in the places he had mentioned guzzling and talking irrelevancies. I remembered some who have since passed—how they got the highest grades in mathematics and the sciences and attained the highest education on the planet. They had been to Harvard, Oxford, Yale, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), only to leave us with not a single invention or discovery. I knew some by name and drunk with them at the Lusaka Playhouse and Central Sports.

Walter is right. It is true that since independence we have failed to nurture creativity and collective orientations. We as a nation lack a workhorse mentality and behave like 13 million civil servants dependent on a government pay cheque. We believe that development is generated 8-to-5 behind a desk wearing a tie with our degrees hanging on the wall. Such a working environment does not offer the opportunity for fellowship, the excitement of competition, and the spectacle of innovative rituals.

The article should have ended here. It didn’t.

What’s vexing me is that after everything Mr. Ruwe, heard Walter say, his reaction was to deflect the blame from himself (ourselves) where it rightly belongs and to point the finger at government! Madness! How does a leader stop you from inventing something? How does a leader stop you from being the change you want to see in your country and dealing with the everyday problems that are fixable without the government’s intervention? A stone crusher, better textiles, a water purifier, and other household needs. Instead, we are proud to wear our designer clothes, play on our iPads, chat on our BlackBerries and feel just that much special because we are linked – either by education or consumption – to the inventions, ideas, and achievements of the West and now, Asia.

How does government stop you from returning to Africa with your fancy Bachelor’s, Master’s or PhD and the contacts you’ve made abroad to transform your so called beloved country into a place that will no longer shame you?

You see the wahala again? See how swiftly he moved the blame to the government? Mschew!

Until we start taking personal responsibility to change the crap that is our heritage, we won’t see any changes in this generation. While we may not be the reason that Africa is what it is. We definitely will be the ones to blame if it remains as it is. I know what I have to do. And as much as I can, I will do it. What’s your move?

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Updates from the Mathare Resource Center in Nairobi

Updates from the Mathare Resource Center in Nairobi

Friends,

It is with such great pleasure that I’m writing to introduce Wairimu Gitau to you. It’s thanks to her that I got to meet Sammy Gitau and the guys at the Mathare Resource Center. Since that meeting two years ago, Wairimu has graduated from Daystar University – partly thanks to Solving Africa folks helping out!!!(yay!!) and thanks to her go-getter attitude to raise funds through donations to complete university. She’s now studying for a master’s in journalism from Carleton University in Ottawa, Canada.

Her current goal is to set up a radio station in Nairobi’s Mathare slum. She already has a team of 12 people – some who live in Mathare and others in Holland and Germany. Solving Africa is proof that the world is often on the side of crazy ideas. So let’s give her support and help get this project off the ground.

Wairimu will give us an overview of her project, and tell us the progress she’s made thus far. I look forward to a future update with a photo of an up and functioning radio station.

Let’s do this!

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Mobile clinics for Africa

Mobile clinics for Africa

According to the World Health Organization, the top 5 killer diseases in Nigeria besides HIV/AIDS are: lower respiratory infections such as pneumonia, bronchitis and complications from the flu; malaria; diarrhea, yes, diarrhea; and measles. It’s also kind of obvious that it will take us quite a while before Nigeria will be having uproarious congress discussions regarding free healthcare or health insurance reform or any other thing of the sort. Here’s an idea: Mobile clinics! This idea is replicable throughout Africa and is already in use in Swaziland to reach HIV/AIDS patients.

Equip a van to diagnose and treat these 5 diseases. The van will drive around a city or into remote villages. You don’t even need doctors. It can be called “Nurses on Wheels!” Mobile clinics could charge standardized prices for their services. For instance, the first 15 minutes of a consult are free. Consults lasting longer than 15 minutes cost $1 per 15 minutes. A prescription for drugs would cost $0.50 and patients could instantly fill their prescription at the van if the drug is available. Various lab tests would also have their respective prices. A general checkup could take say 20 minutes and cost $5.

People can sign up to get significant savings if they pay a monthly or yearly fee – essentially providing them basic health insurance. The mobile clinic can be linked to hospitals to which a nurse can email, call or send a note to refer a patient. The clinic would also keep records of every visit and thereby create electronic health records that can be accessed from any mobile clinic van. So say you’re downtown but you live outside the city, the mobile nurse or doctor you run into can easily look up your name and find any needed information to help you.

What are your thoughts? I’m not a health professional so feel free to correct any unfounded notions about providing healthcare that I may have.

Links:

http://www.mobileclinics.co.uk/index.php

http://www.usdfa.org/index.cfm?views=Proj_MobileClinicAfrica

http://www.starafrica.com/en/news/africa/article/china-gives-zambia-53-million-dollars-fo-71285.html

http://www.medifit.co.za/

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Drywall/Plasterboard/Sheetrock in Africa

Drywall/Plasterboard/Sheetrock in Africa

I’m not sure why we don’t already do this in the dryer parts of the continent. This would speed up and standardize house construction significantly and could be a cheaper alternative to traditional brick houses and a better alternative to poorly constructed mud houses. Drywall/Plasterboard has been in existence for over 100 years, I think Africa can get on board. Nigeria has large gypsum deposits for making cement. We could manufacture plasterboard for use at home and for export abroad. This would open up an entirely new industry, one that would employ thousands of people and could potentially lift thousands out of poverty. If you know more about drywall/plasterboard, or understand why this hasn’t been implemented around Africa, please comment below.

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